2Es' exclusive interview that should have been mine but isn't

I've been trying to get an interview with my wife since we got engaged in June 2009. She keeps reminding me how busy she is. She tells me that we'll do it one day when "the world is less complicated." She says things like, "Do you want me to make you a smoothie, or do you want to do that silly interview?"

Sensibly, I choose the smoothie.

But now I know she was just holding out for something better. She was holding out for Cris at Kiss My Tulle.

WEDDING ADVICE FOR NEWLY ENGAGED COUPLES: 
JOANNA FOSTER WILSON

I should have offered her money.