While he wants nothing to do with the event itself, it's wrong for the groom to not make some sort of scene at the Bridal Shower. So aside from my duties on-camera as part of the How Well Do You Know Your Groom? quiz, I took the week prior to our NC departure to design the official counterpart to the Groom's Scorecard (or Groom Points Tracker), which I unveiled back in November. 2E's had been hounding me for months to create a score sheet for brides, wives and girlfriends alike.
(It was inevitable, really.)
Grooms -- it's not exactly the apocalypse, but it is a taste of what's to come. Hold onto your balls.