We don't walk. We take the escalator, yo. And no, we don't walk up it.
We shop for ties first. Why? Cause they're easy, and cause we don't have to commit to one right away. We found 800 ties that worked that day. Boo-ya.
We ain't ashamed to look at prices.
We don't buy new shoes - cause we don't wanna wear 'em in.
Why? Cause we don't know how to do this. We're our fathers' sons. So when you go to Bloomingdale's, we go to the shoe store next door. We don't need shoes. But we'll pretend that we do. Word.
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Photography by Brian Leahy for Joanna Wilson Photography