America's favorite expensive organic market just earned a cool point
That's right, a one-gallon beer maker's kit from the Brooklyn Brew Shop, complete with fermenter, three-piece chambered airlock, racking cane and (yes) instructions. You think we would let you brew recklessly? Please.
($40.99 + tax)
Hangover kit and back-up beer* not included.
*back·up beer [bak-uhp beer] - noun
1. a reliable beer purchased at a bar when tasting a lesser known beer, for those instances when the new beer is sub-par
2. a case of beer that resides in one's trunk, for instances of spontaneous revelry and/or when freshly brewed homemade beer tastes like sewer water