Bachelor Party Planning for the Procrastinator

Check out what Whole Foods is carrying these days:

America's favorite expensive organic market just earned a cool point

That's right, a one-gallon beer maker's kit from the Brooklyn Brew Shop, complete with fermenter, three-piece chambered airlock, racking cane and (yes) instructions. You think we would let you brew recklessly? Please.

($40.99 + tax)

Hangover kit and back-up beer* not included.

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*back·up beer [bak-uhp beer] - noun   
   1. a reliable beer purchased at a bar when tasting a lesser known beer, for those instances when the new beer is sub-par
   2. a case of beer that resides in one's trunk, for instances of spontaneous revelry and/or when freshly brewed homemade beer tastes like sewer water