Razor Burn Victims: the winners of our GROOM GIVEAWAY revealed!

A huge THANK YOU to all who submitted their stories of pain and humiliation. Shaving was a true nightmare this morning. Thanks for clouding my mind with horrifying images.

Without further ado, I announce our victors:

The Winners

Dan "The Demon Barber"

"No Eyebrows" Erin

"Still Has Flashbacks" Randy

"Looks Like Leprosy" Theresa

"Never Again" Katy

"You know what, never mind. I don't need a shave. I can shave any day. Just do the haircut. Really. I don't need it!"

Honorable Mentions

"Sensitive" Steve

"To the Bone" Tatamwari

"Nerves of Steel" Tony

If your name has been called ... Congratulations! Please email me and I'll be in touch shortly about how you can retrieve your Royal Shave gift certificate.

Please note: Winners must respond within a month of this post (by March 25th), or the prize will be awarded to one of our Honorable Mentions.

And a big thanks to The Art of Shaving for donating their outstanding services! Please visit one of their 23 Barber Spa locations for a one-of-a-kind shave and an introduction to their amazing product line. You won't regret it.