- We've nixed the car idea. We attended a wedding where the groomsmen had filled the car with balloons -- both front and back seats -- and it didn't work out. There was a lot of popping. A lot of latex. A lot of pain.
- Rollerblading down Dumbo's cobblestone streets might not work either.
- Walking seems wrong.
- Scooter rental is cheaper than we expected.
- Riding a Vespa across the Brooklyn Bridge might be the closest I come to being cool.
But wait a moment -- what about the Segway?
True, it's not at all vintage, doesn't come in Capri blue and would appear TOTALLY out of place -- but how cool would it be? And how cool would WE be?!